yes, i’m in aslc now. but not literally right now. i booked in with much trepidation this morning, expecting a very physical introduction to the delta culture. it’s been alright i guess, having my buddy with me now has been making the transition much smoother. and they decided to let us out, for no apparent reason. we had just settled in and unpacked our stuff this morning, and the 2IC calls us down to acquaint us with the company (although i was really expecting to be reacquainted with the floor). so we’re sitting there and he starts scolding us because some genius decided to take his rifle on a date to orchard and its like our fault he did. and we are like totally what-the-fuck, is this for real? then he says theres nothing on today, yada yada, i let you all book out at five tmrw 0730 book in. woah, happiness.
speaking of rifle toting morons, i would personally like to thank the damn fool. yes, thank you very much because now, every goddamn tom dick and harry has to be checked when we leave camp just to make sure we aren’t hiding any damn rifles up our asses. that’s like a whole 30 minutes of our book out time eaten up.
seriously though, i feel bad for the fella. he’s gonna be in DB for a helluva long time. if he was really messed up and confused when he took that rifle out, then my condolences to him cos he just ruined his whole life. on the other hand, if he was gonna pull a columbine which i personally suspect he was going to do, then he can fucking rot in hell. by the way, he’s jenhan’s neighbour and jenny says that he seems to be a nice fella. so i guess he’s probably just messed up then.
waking up at six tomorrow when the real fun begins.
